My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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