I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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