you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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