About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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