So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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