ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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