ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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