i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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