kristin has been a bad kristin
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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