i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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