Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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