doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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