i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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