somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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