My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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