I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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