if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
barbara walters just said penis...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
