Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
