I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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