just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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