oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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