i don't like sucking hair
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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