god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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