kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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