break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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