Got a toothbrush?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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