Where did you get a picture of my penis
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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