We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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