thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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