I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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