what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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