i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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