i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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