Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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