We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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