I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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