...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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