My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I am mentally ready for anal.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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