I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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