my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
