So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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