morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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