i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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