This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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