We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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