please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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