i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
