i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
