Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
