The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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