"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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