Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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