So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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