So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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