so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
