Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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