I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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