I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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